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"Yet More From Will Campbell"
Our friend Will is kind enough to plagiarize this stuff
and send it to me.
Why should I suffer alone?
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Everyday I beat my own previous record
for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
I don't have to do drugs.
I get the same effect just standing up fast.
You can listen to thunder after lightning
and tell how close you came to getting hit.
If you don't hear it, you got hit,
so never mind.
Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils.
Others preferred to become oil.
Vacuums are nothings.
We only mention them to let them know we know they are there.
It is so hot in some parts of the world
that the people there have to live in other places.
Boldly going nowhere.
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