"The Motorcycle Gang"
Misty and I were playing at a local bar called Lou's Lounge,
and we took off sick one night.
The next night everybody told us that a motorcycle gang
had taken over the whole joint when we were off.
They were pretty rowdy.
One guy even peed in a lady's purse.
The bartender told me
a little old man walked in in the middle of it,
and bought a drink.
The old gentleman complained that the price was high.
The bartender told him this:
"We like the prices high.
It keeps out the riff-raff".
Copyright © November 17, 2002 by Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved.
