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"The Bear In Our Yard"

There is a big black bear living in our back yard. 
He moved in a couple of weeks ago. 

I know he doesn't belong in our neighborhood 
because he isn't wearing a cowboy hat. 

Everybody around here is afraid of it, 
but nobody is doing anything. 

I like to take walks late at night, 
but they tell me it's bear mating season. 

Where do I go to buy Kevlar armored shorts? 

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