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"My New Mouse"
Please forgive the mistakes in yesterday's email.
I just washed my mouse and can't do a thing with it.
I have one of those mice with a marble in it.
You work it with one finger for 12 hours, and your finger gets weird.
Especially when your mouse is dirty.
I was eating a ham sandwich the other night while writing a letter, and I
think I got mustard in my mouse.
("I got mustard in my mouse over you".)
The directions that came with the mouse
tell me to clean it with plain rubbing alcohol.
So now I'm giving a mouse a rubdown.
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