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"More Wisdom From Wilbur"

Here are few more thoughts 
from our weird friend Will Campbell. 

I don't know whether he steals this stuff or makes it up. 
I have my suspicions. 

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. 

A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop. 

Teddy Roosevelt was overheard asking an aide, 
"When you walk softly, 
what do you usually carry?" 

If you can't be kind, 
at least have the decency to be vague. 

A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help. 

I took a course in speed waiting. 
Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. 

And he disappeared in a puff of logic. 

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Thanks, Will. 
Seek help. 

 August 15, 2003 Will Campbell (and associate). All rights reserved. 


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