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"Uncle Goopy's Remedy For Fleas"
An old recipe for killing fleas...
Part your hair in the center,
go to the beach,
and walk out into the water
until only the top of your head sticks out.
All the fleas will run up into your hair
to keep from drowning.
Set fire to the hair on the left side of the part,
and when they all run over to the right side,
hit them with an axe.
Copyright © Dec. 9, 2004, Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission.