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"No More UFO Stories"
I will never write another article about UFO's.
I will avoid even mentioning them.
I will look at people funny who do.
I'm getting email from more nuts than the national census can account for.
There is nobody home in the woodwork.
I find myself on radical mailing lists.
I'm getting insulting "REMOVE ME." messages
from people I've never sent anything to.
They think I'm in on it.
I feel sorry for the F.B.I..
I've received numerous emails with HUNDREDS of names on the "To" list.
There is a squirrel or two in that bunch of names.
They are causing the mess,
and the rest of us all suspect each other.
I think a lot of them are conspiracy buffs.
I say this:
If government conspiracies are all around us,
where do I go to sign up with the government?
One thing about computers:
They're keeping a lot of weirdos off the streets.
I have to go now.
I'm expecting an email from Big Foot.
Copyright © July 17, 2001 by Jack Blanchard. All rights reserved.