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A VERY HIP CD REVIEW!!!
Today I'm reviewing an obscure rock band called "Rectal Itch". My favorite song of theirs is
"Gimme Shark Liver, Baby", from their new CD album: "Donut Shaped Pillow". It has a soothing
effect on me. I can sit for hours and listen to it!
In the video, the lead singer's eyes look like two Jujubes stuck on a taped baseball. It's great!
They move with an energy that gives real meaning to their name. But the music is what counts, and
they make a pile of it! Every few minutes they shake the saliva from their instruments, and they
(This is my first record review, but I'm hip enough to know that reviewers use a lot of
Other recommended cuts are: "Can't Stop Dancin'", "Hot Cross Buns", "Weird Proctology", and
"Bucket Of Fire". You can't tell these guys not to quit their day job, because they never had
one! They're hip-hoppin' fools, who have created their style from scratch!!!
I'm giving them 4 stars, because I'm so glad they're not in Country Music!!!!!
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