Celebrating 46 Years of Jack & Misty music... and 16 Years on the Internet!
It's new song time again! Just in time for Halloween: Jack & Misty's latest, "IGOR", WHPSLP 25 (see below)... NEW SONG ENTRY ON THE LYRICS PAGE! -- "I Don't Wanta Go Home"...     Did you miss Jack & Misty's interview? You can still hear it. See news page for details...     Check the news page for a special announcement regarding CD orders!...    Did you miss Jack and Misty's live interview on The Josie Show April 22nd 9pm Eastern/5 Pacific? Don't worry - you can still catch the replay! See the 2014 Old News page...     In other news... Congratulations to Jack and Misty on their induction into the 2010 Class of the Buffalo Music Hall of Fame!!       We've lowered the price on Life and Death to $19.95! (Um... the CD, that is)...       Jack and Misty are now on CD Baby!...       Maestros, a little "TRAVELING MUSIC", please! (see news)...       Jack and Misty are now on AirPlay (see news page)      

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(As recorded by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan)

If you want a dead body and the stores are closed,
Who can you turn to? Everybody knows...
It’s IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.

He'll hurry down to the graveyard and take it.
If they don’t have the kind that you want, he'll make it.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.

How I love that beady little eye.
My pal Iggy ... ain’t no greedy guy.
When life don’t go ...the way that you planned,
He’ll be the first one to give you a hand.
Get it? A hand?

You can wash your face, and brush your fangs,
But when you take a bath, who'll scrub your wings?
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.

He's got a heart o’ gold... and a lotta brains.
He keeps 'em in the closet with his Sunday chains.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.

Down in the cellar...diggin' in the mud...
He's a little batty, but he's in my blood.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.

Gettin’ good help now’days is a hassle.
Who puts an apron on and tidies up the castle?
Who's happy sleepin'... under my bed?
Who can I depend on to help me get ahead?
Get it? A head?

He’s got a hunch... and he may be right...
We'll meet two nice girls and take 'em out for a bite.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.

Words and music by Jack Blanchard.
Copyright © Jack Blanchard Songs (BMI).
All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission of the author.

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